I always love when people have to use the intercom. Not only is it one of the reasons we are getting lazier and lazier as a society but it makes us think even less as well. It is super easy for an employee to not even care that the person they are calling to check a price for might not want the whole store to know what they are purchasing.
So the real question is what is the worst they have done to you.
I think the most embarassing shouldn't be but when you go to get the super size box tampons for her and they ask for a price check on green box of tampons that are extra absorbant. No guy likes to buy them but then to have them shout it to the whole store that you got suckered into buying them always sucks.
Or if you are having a difficult time with what used to be normal bowel functions and they say price check family size enema kit fun for the whole family.
Another thing that I have noticed is they always say some kind of slogan that they see on the box and it doesn't matter how inappropriate it is when they say it.
Price check on chinese cialis because you love her long time.
The worst was one time two kids that were clearly under age were in front of me buying condoms. They purchase these items and leave with no incident but when I am going to purhcase some, they suddenly have the darn problem back.
Price check condoms 36 pack safe sex isn't an accident its a responsibility. Oh hi bishop johnson yep just stocking up on the weekly supply for this sex fiend. What can I say I must still be the only man in America that doesn't think enough is ever enough.
How embarrassing and it only happens to me when I am buying that weird item the one time. Price check on 145 pack of toilet paper enough to last you a lifetime but you will use it up so much faster than that.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
how pathetic are your attempts
I was just on KSL.com again today and realized they have a Valentines day photo and message blogger. I normally wouldnt' be opposed to this but after just about 10 photos I wanst to throw up. IF you don't have time to read ans see every picture with my hilarious comments then please scroll to the bottom and read my final thoughts at least.
5 photos into it there is a picture of an older polynesian lady where her kids keep calling her mummy.
8 photos into it there is the I love you and a picture of some guy making a fool of himself.
10 photos in oh some lady must have a picture of her boyfriend with one of his brothers lets read the message this looks actually nice "Scott (left), you are the benchmark to which all of my boyfriends are measured. I am glad you are part of my life. xoxo ... Jeff phot submitted by Jeff of my goodness that is ugh vomit spewing from my mouth.
11 photos in some 450 man with a child he brought back from the Phillipines to fluff his pillow, love him long time (although I have a feeling the longest thing he will know is a wait in the drivethrough line at his favorite fast food restaurant when three cars were in front of him) she is only with you for her green card.
Photo 12 some guy surrounded by a full pack of wolves hopefully they will put him out of his misery.
Photo 14-did the guy from photo 10 loose 200 pounds interesting.
Photo 15 rednecks Valentines day.
Photo 20-We had a sweet Valentines day breakfast too bad that was the only thing sweet that day.
Photo 26-It looks like this guy married his housekeeper. Thanks for giving me three kids and cleaning up the house for only $200 bucks a month.
Photo 30-The classic lets hold up something big in a picture flashback to 3rd grade. Wow you look so strong you are holding up that giant building.
Photo 31-A picture of a dog with a message for a dog since when you dog learn to browse the web? and when did it look at anything besides kitty P$%#. Shave your mustache sometime this week please.
Photo 33-Another dog pic with the question how can you not love a face like this. Easy becasue it looks like an overgrown rat. Any other retorical questions that we all thought were obvious.
Photo 35-The nerd that got suckered. What Amber should have written to Tyler, Happy valentines day Tyler I never thought I would find someone stupid enough to marry my fat @$$.
Photo 36-is that Cortney Love with Mr. Frankstoned?
Photo 38-the guy who plays PC sending his love to his Indian support team.
Photo 43-Love your baby fatty-well no wonder why he never touches you anymore after these almost 5 years.
Photo 47-Randy I didn't know she was yours-Get yourself checked out at a clinic sooner rather than later.
Photo 48-Trevor flashing us one of his gang signs. You two remind me of a young Icecube and his wife before she got the surgery. Ebony and Ivory go together in ghetto fabulous harmony.
Photo 49-Now if her mom only knew who her father was in stead of which block he might have lived on.
Photo 52-Kamie lighten up you killed a deer not found out your boyfriends attempt on your husbands life was unsuccessful.
Photo 55-If you have to tell him he's the man we all know hes not. P.S. Can he borrow his pants to run and pick up dinner?
Photo 62-To my wife submitted by Emily. Not in my state.
Photo 66-Holy smoked for most men the bald look is good but for you it is definitely not good.
Photo 68 When you said you will love them but couldn't even submit a photo was it that bad? that you will force yourself to love this person?
Photo 69-Call me especially if you want to go party for your 21 b-day.
Photo 70-You are the only one that didn't know that snow bears are a terrible idea now had you made a care bear you would have been safe.
Photo 71- Living in a van down by the river?
Photo 72- Well Gordon she is good at faking it, she has for the last 21 years.
Photo 73-You are my favorite too oh favorite stripper let me clarify.
Photo 78-Change it from Stone T to Stone D!
Photo 82-I am not saying your son is possessed and looking at ways of killing his new sister I am yelling it out loud.
Photo 84-More Lesbians. um I guess I'll take the one on teh left.
Photo 87-You know that he only has his right ear pierced right?
Photo 88-They say a picture says a thousand words I would save you 999 and sum it up as distasteful.
Photo 90-Someone just got out prison and is still wearing the jumpsuit look out under age girl. Run!
Photo 94-Yeah thanks for being part of her life unlike her father.
Photo 103-My desire to be a father is melting almost as fast as his hopes of making it to college are.
Photo 107-I hope you enjoy your cell phone that your parents bought you I am also sorry to inform you it is just a calculator.
Photo 110-Go back from WENCH you came.
Photo 111-The pervert loves deer.
Photo 137-He only loved them after they took the spanished fly laced drinks from him. Can anyone say drunk fiasco.
Photo 143-She actually said love you long time and she is cheating on the guy from photo 10.
Photo 146-I can see how much your mommy and daddy love you when they can't even take one picture where you aren't crying.
Photo 147-Gang signs at 5 years old.
Photo 153-Sorry I never called you, you were unforgetable um what was your name again?
Photo 154-Well your face was unforgetable your name however was.
Photo 155-That's not frosting on their lips.
Photo 163-I am glad your mom loves you 'cause you are one ugly baby and I don't think I could even if I was your dad.
Photo 166-Are you really with him well I can now guarantee you have gone down the whole entire latter rungs and hit ground zero.
Photo 173-Holy smokes I know your daughter Jenny Bylund she is a copy of her mother.
Photo 174-The sad part is this is the only time he has put a smile on his wifes face and mine. Well that and when he learned to speak some english too.
Photo 179-Nice dress which ones the wife?
Photo 183-I hope your name is not butch or you are dead meat.
Photo 185-I didn't know you were married when I found you in my arms that 203rd time. I am sorry take my name off of your booty call list.
Photo 191-please say this was the last time you only thoguht about jumping in front of the train and that you actually did it this time.
Photo 197-I am so glad they had the bigger sting ray to cover you guys up.
Photo 205-was that Hugh Jackman?
Photo 207-P.S. Don't forget your third anniversary like you forgot the first two.
Photo 213-Monica Lewinski he looks just like his father scared when he saw you in the morning.
Photo 220-Proof that he sat by a girl.
Photo 223-Abish I always thought I would die untouched and alone, now I know I will.
Photo 230 and by V-Day She mean venerial desease.
Photo 232-I love you so much you can quit your job in teh quickie mart and the part time telemarketer.
Photo 241-We might be able to work it out after all. Did you get the money?
Photo 244-The first time I saw someone with stretch marks on their shoulders and their teeth now thats fast growing.
Photo 248-This isn't his first year away from teeth whitening.
Photo 253-The craziest thing is he wears the mask and drag and tries to get picked up. What a freaking nut job.
Photo 260-Anyone that doesn't even spell bronco like normal is going to be a great dad in comparison to the other ones in the trailor park.
Photo 268-17 great years and look at all the hair loss.
FINAL COMMENTS
First off all of you that posted pictures of your kissing gross!
Second of all to all of you that tried to say something like their man is a good man and a good father thanks for being realistic and not trying to lie and tell them they are the best man or best father. To those of you who said best or greatest you are liars because I am and there can only be one.
Third Amanda you are my rock and my safety, everytime I see weird crap like this it makes me realize how real our love is and how it has matured over time. Thanks so much as I am truely greatful to have the best woman and the greatest mother I am greatful for all five of our Valentines days that we have had together and the 2 we saw each other on but didn't know what we were missing.
Fourth to all you weirdos and nut jobs I hope you aren't too offended when I picked apart your weird pictures and thoughts but if you didn't get picked apart thanks for being a genuine person and not ruining something that could have been more romantic.
5 photos into it there is a picture of an older polynesian lady where her kids keep calling her mummy.
8 photos into it there is the I love you and a picture of some guy making a fool of himself.
10 photos in oh some lady must have a picture of her boyfriend with one of his brothers lets read the message this looks actually nice "Scott (left), you are the benchmark to which all of my boyfriends are measured. I am glad you are part of my life. xoxo ... Jeff phot submitted by Jeff of my goodness that is ugh vomit spewing from my mouth.
11 photos in some 450 man with a child he brought back from the Phillipines to fluff his pillow, love him long time (although I have a feeling the longest thing he will know is a wait in the drivethrough line at his favorite fast food restaurant when three cars were in front of him) she is only with you for her green card.
Photo 12 some guy surrounded by a full pack of wolves hopefully they will put him out of his misery.
Photo 14-did the guy from photo 10 loose 200 pounds interesting.
Photo 15 rednecks Valentines day.
Photo 20-We had a sweet Valentines day breakfast too bad that was the only thing sweet that day.
Photo 26-It looks like this guy married his housekeeper. Thanks for giving me three kids and cleaning up the house for only $200 bucks a month.
Photo 30-The classic lets hold up something big in a picture flashback to 3rd grade. Wow you look so strong you are holding up that giant building.
Photo 31-A picture of a dog with a message for a dog since when you dog learn to browse the web? and when did it look at anything besides kitty P$%#. Shave your mustache sometime this week please.
Photo 33-Another dog pic with the question how can you not love a face like this. Easy becasue it looks like an overgrown rat. Any other retorical questions that we all thought were obvious.
Photo 35-The nerd that got suckered. What Amber should have written to Tyler, Happy valentines day Tyler I never thought I would find someone stupid enough to marry my fat @$$.
Photo 36-is that Cortney Love with Mr. Frankstoned?
Photo 38-the guy who plays PC sending his love to his Indian support team.
Photo 43-Love your baby fatty-well no wonder why he never touches you anymore after these almost 5 years.
Photo 47-Randy I didn't know she was yours-Get yourself checked out at a clinic sooner rather than later.
Photo 48-Trevor flashing us one of his gang signs. You two remind me of a young Icecube and his wife before she got the surgery. Ebony and Ivory go together in ghetto fabulous harmony.
Photo 49-Now if her mom only knew who her father was in stead of which block he might have lived on.
Photo 52-Kamie lighten up you killed a deer not found out your boyfriends attempt on your husbands life was unsuccessful.
Photo 55-If you have to tell him he's the man we all know hes not. P.S. Can he borrow his pants to run and pick up dinner?
Photo 62-To my wife submitted by Emily. Not in my state.
Photo 66-Holy smoked for most men the bald look is good but for you it is definitely not good.
Photo 68 When you said you will love them but couldn't even submit a photo was it that bad? that you will force yourself to love this person?
Photo 69-Call me especially if you want to go party for your 21 b-day.
Photo 70-You are the only one that didn't know that snow bears are a terrible idea now had you made a care bear you would have been safe.
Photo 71- Living in a van down by the river?
Photo 72- Well Gordon she is good at faking it, she has for the last 21 years.
Photo 73-You are my favorite too oh favorite stripper let me clarify.
Photo 78-Change it from Stone T to Stone D!
Photo 82-I am not saying your son is possessed and looking at ways of killing his new sister I am yelling it out loud.
Photo 84-More Lesbians. um I guess I'll take the one on teh left.
Photo 87-You know that he only has his right ear pierced right?
Photo 88-They say a picture says a thousand words I would save you 999 and sum it up as distasteful.
Photo 90-Someone just got out prison and is still wearing the jumpsuit look out under age girl. Run!
Photo 94-Yeah thanks for being part of her life unlike her father.
Photo 103-My desire to be a father is melting almost as fast as his hopes of making it to college are.
Photo 107-I hope you enjoy your cell phone that your parents bought you I am also sorry to inform you it is just a calculator.
Photo 110-Go back from WENCH you came.
Photo 111-The pervert loves deer.
Photo 137-He only loved them after they took the spanished fly laced drinks from him. Can anyone say drunk fiasco.
Photo 143-She actually said love you long time and she is cheating on the guy from photo 10.
Photo 146-I can see how much your mommy and daddy love you when they can't even take one picture where you aren't crying.
Photo 147-Gang signs at 5 years old.
Photo 153-Sorry I never called you, you were unforgetable um what was your name again?
Photo 154-Well your face was unforgetable your name however was.
Photo 155-That's not frosting on their lips.
Photo 163-I am glad your mom loves you 'cause you are one ugly baby and I don't think I could even if I was your dad.
Photo 166-Are you really with him well I can now guarantee you have gone down the whole entire latter rungs and hit ground zero.
Photo 173-Holy smokes I know your daughter Jenny Bylund she is a copy of her mother.
Photo 174-The sad part is this is the only time he has put a smile on his wifes face and mine. Well that and when he learned to speak some english too.
Photo 179-Nice dress which ones the wife?
Photo 183-I hope your name is not butch or you are dead meat.
Photo 185-I didn't know you were married when I found you in my arms that 203rd time. I am sorry take my name off of your booty call list.
Photo 191-please say this was the last time you only thoguht about jumping in front of the train and that you actually did it this time.
Photo 197-I am so glad they had the bigger sting ray to cover you guys up.
Photo 205-was that Hugh Jackman?
Photo 207-P.S. Don't forget your third anniversary like you forgot the first two.
Photo 213-Monica Lewinski he looks just like his father scared when he saw you in the morning.
Photo 220-Proof that he sat by a girl.
Photo 223-Abish I always thought I would die untouched and alone, now I know I will.
Photo 230 and by V-Day She mean venerial desease.
Photo 232-I love you so much you can quit your job in teh quickie mart and the part time telemarketer.
Photo 241-We might be able to work it out after all. Did you get the money?
Photo 244-The first time I saw someone with stretch marks on their shoulders and their teeth now thats fast growing.
Photo 248-This isn't his first year away from teeth whitening.
Photo 253-The craziest thing is he wears the mask and drag and tries to get picked up. What a freaking nut job.
Photo 260-Anyone that doesn't even spell bronco like normal is going to be a great dad in comparison to the other ones in the trailor park.
Photo 268-17 great years and look at all the hair loss.
FINAL COMMENTS
First off all of you that posted pictures of your kissing gross!
Second of all to all of you that tried to say something like their man is a good man and a good father thanks for being realistic and not trying to lie and tell them they are the best man or best father. To those of you who said best or greatest you are liars because I am and there can only be one.
Third Amanda you are my rock and my safety, everytime I see weird crap like this it makes me realize how real our love is and how it has matured over time. Thanks so much as I am truely greatful to have the best woman and the greatest mother I am greatful for all five of our Valentines days that we have had together and the 2 we saw each other on but didn't know what we were missing.
Fourth to all you weirdos and nut jobs I hope you aren't too offended when I picked apart your weird pictures and thoughts but if you didn't get picked apart thanks for being a genuine person and not ruining something that could have been more romantic.
So cute yet sad
As many of you might know my little family all has bronchitis right now. Well my 3 and half month old is definitely taking the brunt of it as it is pretty tough on such a little one. The other day I had gotten back from my first day back at work (spreading the joy or possibly the sickness), and went in and downstairs to see how everyone was doing. Well Amanda was stressed out from teh kids and had put down our daughter on her mat to play. She was crying and although it was the saddest cry I have ever heard during my time on earth it was also one of the cutest cries I think I could ever hear at the same time. It was almost like she conveyed this message clearly across as I heard her cry.
It said something like, "I didn't know life would be this tough or that I could ever feel so sick. I don't really know if anything will make me feel better at this time but I just don't want to be alone. Please just hold me and love me, and make all of this go away."
I don't think I will ever forget the sound of her cries at that time. She was adorable and vunerable all at once. It was the one time I feared I would have to live through where I know what one of my family members wants but I am unable to just give it to them. I more fully understand what the Lord goes through each day as many times we ask for things he could give us and he has reasons why he can't always give us everything we ask for.
It said something like, "I didn't know life would be this tough or that I could ever feel so sick. I don't really know if anything will make me feel better at this time but I just don't want to be alone. Please just hold me and love me, and make all of this go away."
I don't think I will ever forget the sound of her cries at that time. She was adorable and vunerable all at once. It was the one time I feared I would have to live through where I know what one of my family members wants but I am unable to just give it to them. I more fully understand what the Lord goes through each day as many times we ask for things he could give us and he has reasons why he can't always give us everything we ask for.
The worst and best part about KSL.com
So I know that quite a few people at my work love ksl.com. It has lots of local news articles you can read and it has classifieds from local people that are free to use. It is overall one of my top ten sites not because I am addicted to it but that for a local company they have done a lot to try and keep you informed and I have used their free classifieds tons of times. The other day I was browsing the classifieds and came across someone that had listed an item under the name mac. Well I got this bright idea that I should send them an email this is bascically how it went.
"Hey Mac, I just wanted to ask you a few questions, how can you stand to run itunes I can't stand that they have never gotten rid of the bugs. I know you might use the excuse that you can't crash, but does that really make you any better at this point. HAve you ever been to a real company even teh government prefers me over that power. Well best of luck in future endeavors- Your friend PC."
I saw a man/woman with the name Efer that had listed another item. I couldn't resist I had to ask them a question to differentiate their sex so I asked, "Are you a Mother, Efer?"
Well to make a long story short I can't help but finding someone on their and askig them rediculous things like I saw you had this $5 toy up for sale can you deliver the item to me I will pay you $10 for the item, and then give them a fake address for St. George, or for some kind of national museum.
the worse part now is it is can't be tracked as any questions you send to someone is anonymous, well as long as no one shows up at my doorstep and says high I got an email saying you'd pay $10 for this used mac, I am Efer, I guess I will be okay.
"Hey Mac, I just wanted to ask you a few questions, how can you stand to run itunes I can't stand that they have never gotten rid of the bugs. I know you might use the excuse that you can't crash, but does that really make you any better at this point. HAve you ever been to a real company even teh government prefers me over that power. Well best of luck in future endeavors- Your friend PC."
I saw a man/woman with the name Efer that had listed another item. I couldn't resist I had to ask them a question to differentiate their sex so I asked, "Are you a Mother, Efer?"
Well to make a long story short I can't help but finding someone on their and askig them rediculous things like I saw you had this $5 toy up for sale can you deliver the item to me I will pay you $10 for the item, and then give them a fake address for St. George, or for some kind of national museum.
the worse part now is it is can't be tracked as any questions you send to someone is anonymous, well as long as no one shows up at my doorstep and says high I got an email saying you'd pay $10 for this used mac, I am Efer, I guess I will be okay.
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