how pathetic are your attempts

I was just on KSL.com again today and realized they have a Valentines day photo and message blogger. I normally wouldnt' be opposed to this but after just about 10 photos I wanst to throw up. IF you don't have time to read ans see every picture with my hilarious comments then please scroll to the bottom and read my final thoughts at least.
5 photos into it there is a picture of an older polynesian lady where her kids keep calling her mummy.
8 photos into it there is the I love you and a picture of some guy making a fool of himself.
10 photos in oh some lady must have a picture of her boyfriend with one of his brothers lets read the message this looks actually nice "Scott (left), you are the benchmark to which all of my boyfriends are measured. I am glad you are part of my life. xoxo ... Jeff phot submitted by Jeff of my goodness that is ugh vomit spewing from my mouth.
11 photos in some 450 man with a child he brought back from the Phillipines to fluff his pillow, love him long time (although I have a feeling the longest thing he will know is a wait in the drivethrough line at his favorite fast food restaurant when three cars were in front of him) she is only with you for her green card.
Photo 12 some guy surrounded by a full pack of wolves hopefully they will put him out of his misery.
Photo 14-did the guy from photo 10 loose 200 pounds interesting.
Photo 15 rednecks Valentines day.
Photo 20-We had a sweet Valentines day breakfast too bad that was the only thing sweet that day.
Photo 26-It looks like this guy married his housekeeper. Thanks for giving me three kids and cleaning up the house for only $200 bucks a month.
Photo 30-The classic lets hold up something big in a picture flashback to 3rd grade. Wow you look so strong you are holding up that giant building.
Photo 31-A picture of a dog with a message for a dog since when you dog learn to browse the web? and when did it look at anything besides kitty P$%#. Shave your mustache sometime this week please.
Photo 33-Another dog pic with the question how can you not love a face like this. Easy becasue it looks like an overgrown rat. Any other retorical questions that we all thought were obvious.
Photo 35-The nerd that got suckered. What Amber should have written to Tyler, Happy valentines day Tyler I never thought I would find someone stupid enough to marry my fat @$$.
Photo 36-is that Cortney Love with Mr. Frankstoned?
Photo 38-the guy who plays PC sending his love to his Indian support team.
Photo 43-Love your baby fatty-well no wonder why he never touches you anymore after these almost 5 years.
Photo 47-Randy I didn't know she was yours-Get yourself checked out at a clinic sooner rather than later.
Photo 48-Trevor flashing us one of his gang signs. You two remind me of a young Icecube and his wife before she got the surgery. Ebony and Ivory go together in ghetto fabulous harmony.
Photo 49-Now if her mom only knew who her father was in stead of which block he might have lived on.
Photo 52-Kamie lighten up you killed a deer not found out your boyfriends attempt on your husbands life was unsuccessful.
Photo 55-If you have to tell him he's the man we all know hes not. P.S. Can he borrow his pants to run and pick up dinner?
Photo 62-To my wife submitted by Emily. Not in my state.
Photo 66-Holy smoked for most men the bald look is good but for you it is definitely not good.
Photo 68 When you said you will love them but couldn't even submit a photo was it that bad? that you will force yourself to love this person?
Photo 69-Call me especially if you want to go party for your 21 b-day.
Photo 70-You are the only one that didn't know that snow bears are a terrible idea now had you made a care bear you would have been safe.
Photo 71- Living in a van down by the river?
Photo 72- Well Gordon she is good at faking it, she has for the last 21 years.
Photo 73-You are my favorite too oh favorite stripper let me clarify.
Photo 78-Change it from Stone T to Stone D!
Photo 82-I am not saying your son is possessed and looking at ways of killing his new sister I am yelling it out loud.
Photo 84-More Lesbians. um I guess I'll take the one on teh left.
Photo 87-You know that he only has his right ear pierced right?
Photo 88-They say a picture says a thousand words I would save you 999 and sum it up as distasteful.
Photo 90-Someone just got out prison and is still wearing the jumpsuit look out under age girl. Run!
Photo 94-Yeah thanks for being part of her life unlike her father.
Photo 103-My desire to be a father is melting almost as fast as his hopes of making it to college are.
Photo 107-I hope you enjoy your cell phone that your parents bought you I am also sorry to inform you it is just a calculator.
Photo 110-Go back from WENCH you came.
Photo 111-The pervert loves deer.
Photo 137-He only loved them after they took the spanished fly laced drinks from him. Can anyone say drunk fiasco.
Photo 143-She actually said love you long time and she is cheating on the guy from photo 10.
Photo 146-I can see how much your mommy and daddy love you when they can't even take one picture where you aren't crying.
Photo 147-Gang signs at 5 years old.
Photo 153-Sorry I never called you, you were unforgetable um what was your name again?
Photo 154-Well your face was unforgetable your name however was.
Photo 155-That's not frosting on their lips.
Photo 163-I am glad your mom loves you 'cause you are one ugly baby and I don't think I could even if I was your dad.
Photo 166-Are you really with him well I can now guarantee you have gone down the whole entire latter rungs and hit ground zero.
Photo 173-Holy smokes I know your daughter Jenny Bylund she is a copy of her mother.
Photo 174-The sad part is this is the only time he has put a smile on his wifes face and mine. Well that and when he learned to speak some english too.
Photo 179-Nice dress which ones the wife?
Photo 183-I hope your name is not butch or you are dead meat.
Photo 185-I didn't know you were married when I found you in my arms that 203rd time. I am sorry take my name off of your booty call list.
Photo 191-please say this was the last time you only thoguht about jumping in front of the train and that you actually did it this time.
Photo 197-I am so glad they had the bigger sting ray to cover you guys up.
Photo 205-was that Hugh Jackman?
Photo 207-P.S. Don't forget your third anniversary like you forgot the first two.
Photo 213-Monica Lewinski he looks just like his father scared when he saw you in the morning.
Photo 220-Proof that he sat by a girl.
Photo 223-Abish I always thought I would die untouched and alone, now I know I will.
Photo 230 and by V-Day She mean venerial desease.
Photo 232-I love you so much you can quit your job in teh quickie mart and the part time telemarketer.
Photo 241-We might be able to work it out after all. Did you get the money?
Photo 244-The first time I saw someone with stretch marks on their shoulders and their teeth now thats fast growing.
Photo 248-This isn't his first year away from teeth whitening.
Photo 253-The craziest thing is he wears the mask and drag and tries to get picked up. What a freaking nut job.
Photo 260-Anyone that doesn't even spell bronco like normal is going to be a great dad in comparison to the other ones in the trailor park.
Photo 268-17 great years and look at all the hair loss.
FINAL COMMENTS
First off all of you that posted pictures of your kissing gross!
Second of all to all of you that tried to say something like their man is a good man and a good father thanks for being realistic and not trying to lie and tell them they are the best man or best father. To those of you who said best or greatest you are liars because I am and there can only be one.
Third Amanda you are my rock and my safety, everytime I see weird crap like this it makes me realize how real our love is and how it has matured over time. Thanks so much as I am truely greatful to have the best woman and the greatest mother I am greatful for all five of our Valentines days that we have had together and the 2 we saw each other on but didn't know what we were missing.
Fourth to all you weirdos and nut jobs I hope you aren't too offended when I picked apart your weird pictures and thoughts but if you didn't get picked apart thanks for being a genuine person and not ruining something that could have been more romantic.