The great part of being Deaf

You know there are a lot of pluses to being deaf. First of all if you have a co-worker that never shuts up you'd never have to hear them.
If you have a child that cries all through the night you'd never have to hear them.
If your girl gets mad and starts screaming and yelling all you would see was her lips moving and possibly a slight vibration from the sounds that she is producing.
When you were in the bathroom you wouldn't have to dread hearing the guy in the next stall by you.
You wouldn't hear people honk on yor commute to and from work.
If your wife stays up late to watch tv you could jsut fall asleep as the noise wouldn't keep you up anymore.
The best part I saved for last: When you go shooting you don't have to wear ear plugs.