This is a new low

So today on my way back to the office, I saw a work van going to leave a parking lot by the office. It had the back door propped open and tons off things sitting by the back door. I laughed and pointed it out to my friend saying I can't wait 'til he goes to pull out to beat someone and the acceleration send everything falling out the back of his van. I was even more excited as I saw him turn on his left blinker knowing it could spill across multiple lanes of traffic. Sadly at this point my friend was pulling into the parking lot and I wasn't able to see how it all played out.